Ugh. I can't believe west made me come to this stupid parenting school. *sat at table and angrily cross arms*

Vampire!Spain: *sat next to him*

Spain? You're here too? *surprised*

Vampire!Spain: Si, amigo.

Awesome! You can help me cheat by doing all the work!

Vampire!Spain: Si! Hey, wait a minute-

Teacher: *giving out baby dolls* this is your baby. Take good care of it as if it's your own.

*look at his doll* ew! This is an ugly baby! There's nein way in hell this thing could EVER be mein own!

Teacher: Gilbert!

Look at this thing! It has an ugly face and its eyes stare into your soul! Is this Ivan's baby!? Ugh! I want to throw it out a freaking window!

Later.

*in the "Time Out" crib* ugh!

((Not even 30 minutes passed and Prussia is already in trouble. Vampire!Spain is our special guest during this but Prussia just thinks he's the normal Spain. After Prussia is done with school, Vampire!Spain will get his own bonding time moments. Yay.))